Food Jokes
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The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?"
One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."
"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" The warden asked.
Replied the spokesman, "French Toast..."
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A friend and I were standing in a line at the fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted that read, “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointed to the sign and remarked, “Believe me, if I had a bill larger than a twenty, I wouldn’t be eating here.”
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Truck Driver: “Hi, is your name Jello?” Hitchhiker: “Um, no, it’s Dave.” Truck Driver: “Too bad...cause there’s always room for Jello!”
Questions & Answers
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
Why kind of food should you eat to increase your vision?
Seafood.
Etiquetas: Food Jokes